Not really Linux, but it’s fairly entertaining & I’m sure we’ve all seen equivalent digital labelling:
Exceedingly good cakes
6 Deep Filled
butter enriched pastry
filled with mincemeat (48%)
Made in the UK, it says, South Yorkshire. “A generous dollop of my rich fruity mincemeat encased in crisp buttery pastry, delicious warm with cream.”
Oh, yes, & “SUITABLE FOR VEGETARIANS” plus warnings about nut traces, cherry stones, gluten, milk & sulphites.
Quite tasty little fruit pies, but really don’t have the substantial culinary impact that a big lump of finely-chopped moo or chook would bring them (-: especially after [reads carton] two months outside of the freezer :-)