Sir is having an identity crisis at the moment.
Madam mis-heard a word, so now Sir has to drive a “Jeef” around the floor, & is finding the experience quite distressing. “IT’S NOT JEEF!” followed by some floor-thumping accompanies most of their conversations at the moment.
It’s worse than people pronouncing that crash-dump language “peh’rruhl” or this fabulous operating system “leenooch’s”.
I diagnose the problem (to SWMBO’s distress) as “Too many Jeefs & not enough Indians”.
I wonder if they could be convinced to re-release an “Indian” model without the “Chief” suffix?