02 February 2007

Culinary... variants

Mother upended the remains of her ice-cream over Miss 5’s banana cake, to make it less dry. Master 7’s explanation for this was that she wanted “dry ice-cream”.

The mind boggles... It explodes when you pour syrup onto it? Cures excess lip (& throat) hair as it’s ingested? Automatically extinguishes dessert fires? Sterilises the dessert by asphyxiating any organisms which may have sprung to life in it?

Either way, it’ll be a while before Master 7 gets an opportunity to make any, by which time he’ll hopefully have forgotten all about it. (-:

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