Who says that nobody reads your mail?
Some spammers have figured out that there is a Canadian aspect to my life, so now I'm getting spams from “Canadian” companies offering tax scams, misplaced inheritances, lottery winnings & all manner of other bogus “instant money” crud — this in addition to my usual Australian fare & aimed at several different email addresses in different domains.
Since I’m whining anyway, I discovered this morning that one of our little children knows how to wind the toaster up to full blast. Not even really good bread wears that too well. Breakfast was slow.
The other one, playing “in the back yard” was spotted waving a stick & yelling at passing cars on the road out the front of the house. About time to move out to the country, I think, where the streets are further away.