I had a little sing recently and discovered that headbutting the highway seems to have absolutely crueled my singing abilities. Not that I’ve ever been a top-of-the-list audio star or anything, but just holding a steady note at more than a whisper now seems to be beyond me.
No idea why he’d do this... but the guy who ambushed me reckons that I was carrying a ten-litre jerrycan (on a pushbike? the other witnesses disagree). He then said that he’d only opened his door “about two inches”. As if I’d ride that close to a parked car? As if 2 inches was enough to give me door-style head injuries all across my forehead (not shoulder) when I (presumably) hit it?
He also made a completely different statement about his excuse for lurking to the one he gave the Police. On top of this, he complained that my bike helment had come off — as if bouncing off his door and then headbutting a highway very hard as a result wouldn’t be easily enough to do that? I habitually check fastening and positioning of my helmet, every time I halt — specifically so things like this are less likely.
Ambusher also stated that he hadn’t seem me in his rearview mirrors (bright, clear day of course) & that my riding was irregular. The other witnesses — again, big surprise here — disagree.
Ambusher might have gotten away with this kind of garbage sans conscious witnesses, but AFAICT he’s only painting himself as a compulsive liar here, & I can’t see that self-abuse doing his case any good.
Hello? Is there anybody in there? Ambusher needs a part in a comedy. A tragi-comedy. )-: