Perspectives. “I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then suddenly it hit me.”
Are you sure you want to know? “A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
- A 2-litre bottle of HiLo milk
- A carton of eggs
- A litre of orange juice,
- A head of hydroponic lettuce,
- A kilo can of coffee
- A brown paper bag of mushrooms
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her shopping on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said ‘Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know?’
The drunk replied, ‘<hic> ’Cause you’re really ugly.’ ”