And of course, the newly-released Sarge (pair of red and black ice skates shipped with every copy) will run on all of them. One CD-set to bind them all... or whatever.
Meanwhile, back at the retail shelves, I notice new laptops being sold by both BigW and OfficeWorks for $997. They’d fit in a 1RU space, they have a screen and keyboard handy, they’d be low-power and independently brownout-proof. What better to use for a light-duty server?