Brain Surgery and other home skills

Peter Mills was — er — kind enough to give me a book by this title; the section from page 51 is entitled “BRAIN SURGERY for pleasure or profit” and includes a tool-list plus a drawing of a bisected head with electrical pliers deftly removing a slice of brain.

There are also detailed instructions for how to operate taps etc antiseptically (including a tool built from a wire coat-hanger), how to practice tying ligatures on macaroni and so on.

The first real step (illustrated on the abbreviated page labelled “METHOD”) involves a serrated chisel and a hammer.

The book includes other sections, e.g. on “Breeding COMBAT Hamsters”, it’s a pity that I can’t reasonably scan and post it. (-:

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new life for an old (FTX) PSU, improved life for one human

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every-application-is-part-of-a-toolkit at work

I have a LibreOffice Impress slideshow that I wish to turn into a narrated video. 1. export the slideshow as PNG images (if that is partially broken — as at now — at higher resolutions, Export Directly as PDF then use ‘pdftoppm’ (from the poppler-utils package) to do the same). 2. write a small C program (63 lines including comments) to display those images one at a time, writing a config file entry for Imagination (default transition: ‘cross fade’) based on when the image-viewer application (‘display,’ from the GraphicsMagick suite) is closed on each one; run that, read each image aloud, then close each image in turn. 3. run ‘Imagination’ over the config file to produce a silent MP4 video with the correct timings. 4. run ‘Audacity’ to record speech while using ‘SMPlayer’ to display the silent video, then export that recording as a WAV file. 4a. optionally, use ‘TiMIDIty’ to convert a non-copyright-encumbered MIDI tune to WAV, then import that and blend it with the speech (as a quiet b...

boundaries

pushing the actual boundaries of the physical (not extremes, the boundaries themselves) can often remove barriers not otherwise perceived. one can then often resolve an issue itself, rather than merely stonewalling at the physical consequences of the issue.

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