"Never send to know for whom Microsoft crashes!

It crashes for thee!”

(With apologies to John Donne, of course).

Both of the banks I use have an MS-IIS-based web presence. Neither of them are really interested in supporting standards (both sides miserably fail the W3C Validator) or apparently anything besides MSIE and, grudgingly, Netscape Navigator — although both of them are rolling out Firefox internally.

Since before about 06:00 WST, one of them has been returning “Document contains no data’ errors instead of web pages.

This is one of the very large Australia-centric banks, whom you’d think had personnel constantly on hand, straining at the leash to ensure that their web services stayed up 24x7. Any bets that a leaky web app has soaked up all of the server’s RAM “because” it missed a scheduled reboot? At least two and a half hours so far, I wonder how many nines that’s eaten...

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new life for an old (FTX) PSU, improved life for one human

the LEDs on this 5m strip happen to emit light centred on a red that does unexpectedly helpful things to (and surprisingly deeply within) a human routinely exposed to it. it has been soldered to a Molex connector, plugged into a TFX power supply from a (retired: the MoBo is cactus) Small Form Factor PC, the assorted PSU connectors (and loose end from the strip) have been taped over. the LED strip cost $10.24 including postage, the rest cost $0, the PSU is running at 12½% of capacity, consumes less power than a laptop plug-pack despite running a fan. trial runs begin today.

every-application-is-part-of-a-toolkit at work

I have a LibreOffice Impress slideshow that I wish to turn into a narrated video. 1. export the slideshow as PNG images (if that is partially broken — as at now — at higher resolutions, Export Directly as PDF then use ‘pdftoppm’ (from the poppler-utils package) to do the same). 2. write a small C program (63 lines including comments) to display those images one at a time, writing a config file entry for Imagination (default transition: ‘cross fade’) based on when the image-viewer application (‘display,’ from the GraphicsMagick suite) is closed on each one; run that, read each image aloud, then close each image in turn. 3. run ‘Imagination’ over the config file to produce a silent MP4 video with the correct timings. 4. run ‘Audacity’ to record speech while using ‘SMPlayer’ to display the silent video, then export that recording as a WAV file. 4a. optionally, use ‘TiMIDIty’ to convert a non-copyright-encumbered MIDI tune to WAV, then import that and blend it with the speech (as a quiet b...

boundaries

pushing the actual boundaries of the physical (not extremes, the boundaries themselves) can often remove barriers not otherwise perceived. one can then often resolve an issue itself, rather than merely stonewalling at the physical consequences of the issue.

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