tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12320946.post8526200603999815660..comments2024-01-24T08:28:13.011+08:00Comments on Plantagenet Penguinista: The hole story?Leon RJ Brookshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01425209164513409690noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12320946.post-45392637876267793802009-02-09T06:46:00.000+09:002009-02-09T06:46:00.000+09:00Wounded GolferTwo women were playing golf when one...Wounded Golfer<BR/><BR/>Two women were playing golf when one teed off and watched in horror as<BR/>her ball headed directly towards four men playing the next hole.<BR/>The ball hit one of the men and he immediately clasped his hands<BR/>together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around<BR/>in agony.<BR/><BR/>The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.<BR/>"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I may be able<BR/>to help relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him."Oh, no,<BR/>I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied.<BR/><BR/>He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping<BR/>his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, he finally<BR/>allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away, laid them to the<BR/>side, loosened his pants and placed her hands inside on his groin.<BR/>She ad- ministered a tender massage for several long moments and<BR/>asked, "How does that feel?" He replied, "It feels pretty good, but my<BR/>thumb still hurts.<BR/><BR/>****************************<BR/><BR/>A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart<BR/>covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.<BR/><BR/>Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.<BR/>The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.<BR/><BR/>At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes<BR/>stared at him, he said, 'I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own<BR/>funeral..... ....I'm a gynaecologist. '<BR/><BR/>The proctologist faintedsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10030876840384924345noreply@blogger.com